Ethan Hawke has been acting for nearly
thirty years now, accumulating a massive filmography of virtually
every genre in that time. He's kind of become the king of “Hey!
It's That Guy” roles as he's not the flashiest actor but is among
the most consistent as he always gives a solid performance. He has
starred in many great films, including Ghoul favourite Gattaca,
Before Sunrise, and the criminally underrated Lord Of War.
Naturally though, we're not here to
talk about any of these. Last year he starred in today's film
Getaway, which scored a whopping TWO PERCENT on Rotten Tomatoes. TWO
PERCENT. To put that accomplishment in perspective, critically
reviled films like Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen somehow managed to scrape a nineteen
percent, while the worst film of the 2000s, Battlefield Earth, nailed
a three percent. Hell, even the legendary terrible Rob Reiner film
North got a fifteen percent rating.
How did Getaway become one of
the worst reviewed films of all time? That's what we're here to find
out, so take a seat in a pimped out Shelby GT and get ready for A
Ghoul Versus Ethan Hawke's Getaway!
