The movie takes a break to play a music
video called “Welcome To Hell” because I'd like to see YOU
think of a way to make a movie feature length. What's that? Write a
coherent story that doesn't need endless padding? Have you been
READING these reviews so far? Surprising me yet again the police do
show up, Chelsea banging on the window to get their attention but
she's now joined the ranks of the invisible people so they don't see
her. She pulls out her phone and calls 911 again, getting patched
directly to one of the officers but he still can't see her in the
window so thinks the whole thing is a stupid prank and leave. You
COULD try breaking the window Chels...
Mike takes his new friend into the
basement to have sex, but she pushes him into the remains room and
locks the door. He finds Derrick's body and has the appropriate
response, his horror cut short by a random Cenobite that kills him
with a giant hook. I call BULLSHIT on this one! I saw Man of
Steel, there is NO WAY a hook could pierce his super strong skin.
You know the WORST thing about this though? Cavill ruining the tone
by having a comical reaction to the Cenobite by quipping “Not
good!” when he sees him? No, it's the fact we just lost the only
interesting character in the movie not played by Lance Henriksen and
there's still THIRTY MINUTES to go in this damn thing.
