1987's Robocop
does NOT need to be reviewed. It's perfect, absolutely perfect. Hell,
one could make a case it's the best movie ever.
Cue the credits.
But like
everything good and pure in this world Hollywood just couldn't let
its memory rest in peace, so they had to remake it like they have
with everything else. And since the 2014
remake just hit home video last week I've been dying to review it
since I was 110% opposed to its existence and want to see what they
did to my beloved cybernetic police officer. However, I haven't seen
the original movie in easily two decades so I thought a refresher was
in order. Strap squibs to
every square inch of your body and get ready for A Ghoul Versus
Robocop (1987)!
