You ever notice there is a dearth of
movies about Thanksgiving in the same vein that there are a trillion
Christmas and Halloween movies? Hell, even freaking PRESIDENT'S DAY,
the lamest holiday of all time, got its own damn movie! Sure,
there's stuff like Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Dutch, and
the Ice Storm, but in those Thanksgiving is more a plot device
than the actual focus of the story. There is last year's animated
Free Birds, which features turkeys TRAVELING BACK IN TIME to prevent
turkeys becoming the main course of Thanksgiving dinners everywhere,
which is certainly batshit crazy enough to qualify for this blog
buuuuuuuuut... I don't know, I have no desire to watch that.
Since I already screwed up this holiday
review by already doing Liam Neeson's Unknown, as it was took place during
Thanksgiving, I made a list of all movies associated with the holiday to find something else. I found most of them were
comedies and immediately crossed them off, since those are just no
fun to review for reasons I've mentioned before. Naturally I found myself left with
horror movies because OF COURSE I FREAKING DID. No matter how hard I
try, I just can't escape horror movies. What, was that a whopping
THREE movies I managed to watch without a horror one? GO ME!
